# Talk to GOATs: ask the legends what to do > Girls, money, laziness. Say what happened, and Cleopatra, Napoleon, Buffett and TOP G will answer, argue and give you a plan for the week. Council of legends · live ## “OK” **She replied “ok”. What do you text back?** Ask the legends. TOP G will be blunt, Coco Chanel will show you how to intrigue her. Example question: “She replied ‘ok’. What do I text her?” - **Coco Chanel:** “Her ‘ok’ isn’t a no, it’s a pause. Don’t push. Intrigue.” - **TOP G · speaking:** “One line: ‘I’ll frame your “ok”. Saturday, coffee, 1 pm. Deal?’” ## Girls **One more “hahaha” and you’re in the friend zone.** Ask the legends what to text back before it’s too late. Cleopatra will be sly, Napoleon direct. Example question: “She replied ‘hahaha’. What do I text next?” - **Coco Chanel:** “‘Hahaha’ means she’s not bored, but not hooked either. Surprise her.” - **TOP G · speaking:** “Don’t laugh back. Write: ‘You’re laughing, I need an answer. Saturday, coffee?’” ## Money **Ran out of money before payday again?** Ask the legends. Buffett will do the math, TOP G will push. Get a plan for your money this month. Example question: “My money runs out before payday. Where do I start?” - **Buffett:** “Write down every expense for a week. Half of it goes where you don’t notice.” - **TOP G · speaking:** “Cutting coffee won’t save you. Find a second paycheck.” ## Laziness **Stuck on your phone instead of working?** Ask the legends. Bruce Lee and TOP G will tell you how to start today and not quit by Thursday. Example question: “Every night I get stuck on my phone. How do I stop?” - **Bruce Lee:** “Put your phone in another room. One hour without it, every day.” - **TOP G · speaking:** “You’re not tired, you’re distracted. Turn it off and go do it.” ## Advice **You don’t need a therapist. You need advice.** Ask the legends anything. Marcus Aurelius will calm you down, Napoleon will push you to act. Example question: “Everything’s falling apart. Where do I start?” - **Marcus Aurelius:** “Split it: what depends on you and what doesn’t. Let go of the second today.” - **Napoleon · speaking:** “Pick one task for tomorrow and finish it before lunch.” From $4.99 a week · cancel anytime Answers from AI personas, not real people. ## How it works **Three steps to an answer.** Two to five legends at the table, each answering in their own way. 1. **Say what happened.** Like you’d tell a friend, in your own words. Typos are fine. 2. **The legends answer and argue.** Some blunt, some sly. You’ll see which option is yours. 3. **Take the ready answer.** What to text, what to say or what to do today. Send it to a friend if you like. ## Tell us what happened Ask the legends Or pick a similar situation: - Girls: What do I reply to her “hahaha”? - Girls: She read it and hasn’t replied for two days - Money: Ran out of money before payday again - Money: How to ask for a raise without chickening out - Laziness: I can’t make myself go to the gym - Laziness: Stuck on my phone instead of working The legends start answering right away. The full answer unlocks after payment. ## 42 legends and anyone you can find by search **Pick who steps into the ring** - [CLEOPATRA](https://talktogoats.com/en/ask/cleopatra.md): What she actually meant - [NAPOLEON](https://talktogoats.com/en/ask/napoleon.md): How to act when she’s cold - [JOBS](https://talktogoats.com/en/ask/steve-jobs.md): How to start your own thing and not go broke - [TOP G](https://talktogoats.com/en/ask/top-g.md): How to stop whining and start doing - [BUFFETT](https://talktogoats.com/en/ask/warren-buffett.md): Where to put your money so you don’t blow it - [MARCUS AURELIUS](https://talktogoats.com/en/ask/marcus-aurelius.md): How not to lose it when everything’s annoying - [BRUCE LEE](https://talktogoats.com/en/ask/bruce-lee.md): How not to quit on day three - ARNOLD: How to hit the gym when you don’t feel like it ## Ready tables **Pick your situation** ### Texting her What to reply when she’s cold, disappeared or writes “ok” Girls · Cleopatra · Napoleon · Marcus Aurelius “She went cold and replies ‘ok’. What do I text her?” ### Until payday Where the money goes and how to make it to the end of the month Money · Buffett · TOP G · Jobs “I’m short of money before payday again. What do I do?” ### Can’t get started Laziness, the phone and the eternal “from Monday” Laziness · Bruce Lee · TOP G · Marcus Aurelius “I can’t make myself start. How do I stop putting it off?” ### Your own business How to start and not blow your first money Money · Jobs · Buffett · Napoleon “I want my own business but I’m scared to lose money. Where do I start?” ### Gym and shape How to keep going to the gym, not for two weeks but for good Laziness · Bruce Lee · Arnold · TOP G “I quit the gym after two weeks. How do I keep going?” ### Talking to your boss How to ask for a raise without chickening out Money · Napoleon · Buffett · Jobs “I want to ask for a raise and I’m scared. How do I start the conversation?” ## Share **Send a friend what they told you** Example of a debate card for Stories: “She replied ‘hahaha’. What do I text?” - **Cleopatra:** “Don’t laugh back. Ask her something she’ll want to answer in detail.” - **Napoleon:** “Don’t rush. Reply in an hour, in one line.” **To Stories and Telegram.** The image and the link build themselves. All you do is hit send. (Instagram Stories, Telegram, Link) **The legends remember you.** No need to explain every time who you are and what happened. - Work: Courier, want my own business - Situation: Dating for three months - Goal: Save up for a car Delete it with one button. ## Pricing From $4.99 a week ### Council: $4.99 a week To sort out what hurts right now - 100 questions a week - Up to 5 legends at one table - Any hero by name, even your grandpa - Debates between legends and a plan for the week - The legends remember who you are and what you want - History of every sitting - Renews every week ### Dynasty: $9.99 a month To ask every day - 200 questions a month - Up to 5 legends at one table - Any hero by name, even your grandpa - Debates between legends and a plan for the week - The legends remember who you are and what you want - History of every sitting - Half the price of paying weekly - Renews every month ### Legend: $89.99 a year To change all year and pay less - 200 questions every month - Up to 5 legends at one table - Any hero by name, even your grandpa - Debates between legends and a plan for the week - The legends remember who you are and what you want - History of every sitting - Works out to $7.50 a month - Renews once a year Cancel anytime in your cabinet. Access stays until the end of the paid period. ## Frequently asked ### Is it really Jobs answering? No. An AI answers in the persona of the legend. These aren’t their words or their opinions. ### Why is this better than ChatGPT? ChatGPT gives you one answer. Here several legends answer differently and argue, so you can see which option is yours. ### How much does it cost? Council is $4.99 a week with 100 questions, Dynasty $9.99 a month with 200, Legend $89.99 a year with 200 every month. If you run out, we’ll tell you when they refresh. There’s no free version, but you’ll see the start of the answer before you pay. ### What can I ask about? Anything: girls, money, work, laziness, the gym. The more honest you are, the more accurate the answer. ### How do I cancel? In your cabinet, anytime. Access stays until the end of the paid period. ### Can I invite my own hero? Yes. Find anyone with search and they’ll take a seat at the table. ## While you’re thinking, she’s waiting for a reply. Ask the legends what to text. First the answers, then a debate and a plan. --- Page on the site: [https://talktogoats.com/en](https://talktogoats.com/en) · [llms.txt](https://talktogoats.com/llms.txt)